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Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people.

Andre Dubus (via drupes)

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[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix traffic grows. So I think people do want a great experience and they want access – people are mostly honest. The best way to combat piracy isn’t legislatively or criminally but by giving good options. One of the side effects of growth of content is an expectation to have access to it. You can’t use the internet as a marketing vehicle and then not as a delivery vehicle.

Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty)

Look, someone who gets it.

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My friend is wearing a plaid shirt today and when he started walking away, my other friend yelled after him “bring back pie!” And I nearly died I know they don’t watch supernatural they were being sincere and that’s the best thing ever

I looked up from my phone so fast my neck hurts now

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up

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thatisalargebaby:

teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl

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tyleroakley:

Latrice reigns supreme.

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cassandraclare:

Ouch right in the feels. THIS ONE’S FOR YOU, sarahreesbrennan !!!!

cassandrajp:

So I got it in my head this morning to draw this scene. Where Valentine tells Sebastian why his mother is gone. I wanted it to be authentic so I got @CassieClare to write the dialog!

So.. totally canon scene right here. This is how it went down.

~~aka. holy crap Valentine could you be a worse father?~~

the mortal instruments

typette:

I would be extremely okay with it if they just went ahead and remade the Lion King as an animated movie but with humans

I dunno, inspired by the broadway or something.

….Don’t think about the logistics. Just do.

also open in this in another tab please

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samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

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playstationthree:

tyler the creator discovers memes in almost the middle of 2013

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iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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